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Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
« Reply #915 on: Jan 08, 2011, 02:16:20 am »
This thread cracks me up.. Just think if this was on a hardley forum they would be arguing over who leaves a larger oil spot or who had to drive the farthest to pic up their broken down bike..  ;D

I would loose for sure, no oil spots and no broken down bike.  Now would the winner be the one who got fathest from home, or the one who broke down closest to home.  Black is still the fastest. :raider:
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    Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
    « Reply #916 on: Jan 08, 2011, 09:37:29 pm »
    How about   Momma don't let your babies end up like Mr T.   Make them ride Raiders especially the black ones called Raven.

    Hey T, you said you was a hybrid, is that what a southerner gets when he uses brewers yeast to make brid dough?

    No... no... no.  It's what you get when you mix bird crap with weed...   
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    J/K...  Although my teen years were in the 60's... I can honestly say... not even once.
    I can honestly say I've never tried bird crap either!   ;D
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    Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
    « Reply #917 on: Jan 08, 2011, 09:39:18 pm »
    Oh ya.....the title of this thread says it all!!! RED Rules, the rest drool!!
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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #918 on: Jan 08, 2011, 10:17:44 pm »
      How about   Momma don't let your babies end up like Mr T.   Make them ride Raiders especially the black ones called Raven.

      Hey T, you said you was a hybrid, is that what a southerner gets when he uses brewers yeast to make brid dough?

      No... no... no.  It's what you get when you mix bird crap with weed...   
      :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

      J/K...  Although my teen years were in the 60's... I can honestly say... not even once.
      I can honestly say I've never tried bird crap either!   ;D

      Neither have I, but can you imagine what Mrs T goes through every time she kisses Mr T.
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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #919 on: Jan 08, 2011, 10:20:15 pm »
      Oh ya.....the title of this thread says it all!!! RED Rules, the rest drool!!

      NO NO NO!!!   It goes Blacks Rule, Reds Makes Me Drool.
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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #920 on: Jan 10, 2011, 08:36:50 am »
      How about   Momma don't let your babies end up like Mr T.   Make them ride Raiders especially the black ones called Raven.

      Hey T, you said you was a hybrid, is that what a southerner gets when he uses brewers yeast to make brid dough?

      No... no... no.  It's what you get when you mix bird crap with weed...   
      :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

      J/K...  Although my teen years were in the 60's... I can honestly say... not even once.
      I can honestly say I've never tried bird crap either!   ;D

      Neither have I, but can you imagine what Mrs T goes through every time she kisses Mr T.


      Hmmmm... maybe that's why there is no Mrs. T...   :shrug: :rotfl:

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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #921 on: Jan 11, 2011, 08:58:57 pm »
      **This post is in honor of those who suffer from RFD (Raven Fan Disorder)** Being a Raven fan is a real disorder and should be taken seriously. There is no known cure for RFD and sympathy does not help...but we can raise awareness.
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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #922 on: Jan 11, 2011, 09:04:59 pm »
      Actually RFD stands for "Red is Faster Delusion"  It's apparently incurable with common side effects being big head, shrunken penis, loss of reason, and loss of masculinity.  Hopefully soon one of us Raven riders will find a cure and get you poor guys treated.
      Insanity at it's fastest!!!  And for you hard headed Red Raiders BLACK IS FASTER!!!

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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #923 on: Jan 11, 2011, 09:57:09 pm »
      Actually RFD stands for "Red is Faster Delusion"  It's apparently incurable with common side effects being big head, shrunken penis, loss of reason, and loss of masculinity.  Hopefully soon one of us Raven riders will find a cure and get you poor guys treated.

      Wow!!!  That's the best you got?     

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      If we're not supposed to eat animals ... how come they're made out of meat?  ;D

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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #924 on: Jan 11, 2011, 10:28:02 pm »
      For now.  I don't want to really unload on you guys cause then it would kill the thread and I need entertainment with all the snow around here.  Besides the dealers don't need a surplus of traded in red raiders when I show you the light.
      Insanity at it's fastest!!!  And for you hard headed Red Raiders BLACK IS FASTER!!!

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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #925 on: Jan 12, 2011, 12:20:29 am »
       ttiwwp ;D
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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #926 on: Jan 12, 2011, 02:26:16 am »
      Hi, I am SLK and I may or may not RFD depending upon whether you ride a red or raven Raider, if you ride a Harley then I do have REHFBS (Raiders Eat Harleys For Breakfast Syndrome). I am not here to take part in a twelve step program to slow me down.  I am proud to have my disorder and am trying to infect others with it.  So either join me or get out of my way cause I am coming through. :raider: :raider: :raider: oh yeah Ravens are the best. But I confess red ones make me drool.
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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #927 on: Jan 12, 2011, 10:41:31 am »
      62 pages of raven raiders trying to hang tuff with us Red Raiders  :rolleyes:

      its a shame you will never measure up.  :D
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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #928 on: Jan 12, 2011, 10:49:24 am »
      Hang tuff with the Red Raiders???......weak.  Try again.
      Insanity at it's fastest!!!  And for you hard headed Red Raiders BLACK IS FASTER!!!

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      Re: Red is faster, and I have proof :)
      « Reply #929 on: Jan 12, 2011, 10:53:06 am »
      Hang tuff with the Red Raiders???......weak.  Try again.

      Ok... hang weak with the Red Raiders. 
      Does that make you feel better?     ;D

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